Mature Jokes

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours, but didn`t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka...

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What on earth is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago...

The local banker, Mr. Peabody, saw his old friend Tom, an 80 year-old farmer, in town. Tom had lost his wife the year before. Rumor had it, he was going to marry again. Mr. Peabody asked Tom if the rumor was true...

A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...

Travis had been rather upbeat lately.
"What gives?" asked Jim.

"Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied. "Health, togetherness, motivated children, lack of envy: that`s the recipe for a happy life...

A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through...

"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks...

A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except to play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn`t even...

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu"...

A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room...