What's in a Name?
A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, "Sir, why do you want to legally change your name...
Respectable Housewife
Emma was explaining to her husband how much fun they`d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "It didn`t end all that great for me."
Why, what happened? he asked....
Men Will Be Men!
Girl: I`ll ask you some random calculations. And you have to answer me right away!
Boy: All right.
Girl: 18 multiplied by 7 and then add 49 to it. You get...
Fucking Law Of...
Three Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School does not teach them.
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time...
Horse Ride with an American Indian
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian named "Little Feather" came along on horseback and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him...
Pissed Off !
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I`m so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped...
Maternity Nurse
A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and...
Firm. Juicy & Fuzzy Peaches
Texas Rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to...
Warning: New Holiday Scam for Men
Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into a Mall for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don`t be naive enough to think it couldn`t happen to you...
Mind Your Language!
This is a memo to Indian staff. This one is extremely funny. And what makes it funnier is the fact that it is a REAL memo from a prominent company. Every word here is quite intact and no word has been altered...
