Sex Maniac!
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being screwed by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse`s confidence with some cheese and then took him next door...
Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole??? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...
The Biggest Pick-up Line EVER
A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I`m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you`re giving me your...
A Goodbye Kiss
An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one. While everyone is ready to abandon...
Wisdom Wise
The sex life of my belt`s buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they`re a big...
Master Key
A girl asked her boyfriend, Honey, "Why is it that when a girl had sex with numerous guys. She`s a slut and a lot of people hate her. But when a guy does the same, he is a legend?"
The guy answered....
Word of Advise & Warning
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother, "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don`t you ever let him...
Short Fuse!
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off...
One at a Time!
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help. "Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be...
Pussy Breath?
After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of...
