Mature Jokes

Back when Prince Andrew first became engaged to Fergie, he spoke to his father, "Fergie assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son," replied Prince Phillip....

As a woman passed her daughter`s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing...

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to `come out of the closet.` His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen...

Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach...

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it...

A guy is on a business trip and he`s staying in this fancy hotel. He goes up to his room, and there`s a sign near the bed that says: Try our Oriental Massage. So he rings down to the reception desk and tells the clerk...

Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and spy. He was new to the USA and lived in Washington, D.C. After six months he complained to Boris, his aide, that he needed a woman. Boris dropped off a high-priced hooker...

There was an soccer player anxious to make it into one of the Premier league teams. When he found out about the trials being held he held a party with his chums. One of them brought along some Marijuana which they all used. The next...

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied.
"How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from...

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive...