Breastfeeding a Baby
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn`t take it, so she said, "Come on, drink it or I`ll have to give it to this...
Ping-Pong Balls
Three Men walk into a king`s palace in hope of marrying his beautiful daughter. He tells them, "The one of you who brings me the most ping-pong balls will win my daughter!"
The first man comes back with...
The Wealthy Socialite
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over, so she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee...
Shrimp Eater!
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said...
How To Make Love
Recipe: How To Make Love
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers, 2 Nuts, 1 soft, warm mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana....
For Hard Working Employees
3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately eveng Harvard Business School does not teach them.
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time...
Christmas Present for Girlfriend
A Young man called Tony wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn`t been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided...
Clam Digger
A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman washed up on the beach...
Phases of Boobs and Penises
A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
Surprised father answered: Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20`s, a woman`s are like melons...
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Snow White was sleepy and told the seven dwarfs she was going to bed. After the usual seven "Good Nights!" she went upstairs. Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and stood on each other`s shoulders beneath her bedroom...
