Mature Jokes

1. Pearl Necklace: When a guy ejaculates sperm on a woman`s neck, it is called giving a `pearl necklace`.
2. Barebacking: Having sex without any condoms is called barebacking.
3. Furball: When a guy goes down on a bushy girl and her pubic hair...

This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he`s just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders. The host says to him, "Dude, this is a Halloween party! You`re supposed to...

A well sophisticated looking lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight...

John decided to visit his friend, Dave,who had just moved into a new high-rise apartment building. As he parked his car...

Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they`d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing...

A romantic young married couple exploring new ways of romance, intimacy, love, pleasure, joy, touch, smell, positions and styles of Kamasutra, venue, adventure were sitting at a candle light...

A very `straight and honest` girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice, "Daughter, when you`re in Town and if you`re looking for a match there, you must...

Russ and Sam, two friends, very old and frail, met in the park every day to feed the birds, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems...

The Pope was having a shower. Although he`s very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed "to exercise the Papal wrist", and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the climax...

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them.
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are...