Mature Jokes

Anna is working in the kitchen when Paddy enters with his first erection in years. "Anna...Anna... get into bed," he says.
She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and utensils away, washes her hands, takes off her undies...

One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that....

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother`s house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her, "Don`t worry, Maria, Tony`s a good man...

Difference between Shit & Oohh Shit: A boy Threw a love letter to a girl but it fell on her brother... Shittt!
And Her brother was GAY... Ooohh Shit!
After wife`s delivery, Husband asks the nurse...

They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing and delectable. As they each read their...

A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret...

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp.
"What happened to you...

Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a promotion, and that each woman would get her own office with her name on the door. One day...

I saw a guy from work today Pull up with his missus in his brand new car, "What do you think?" He said. "She`s a beauty, isn`t she?"
"Certainly is," I said enviously.
"Have a go if you want...

A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I`m no longer a virgin....