What to Do After Unprotected Sex?
A 23 year old girl got pregnant.
Mother (Angrily shouts): Who was that pig? Call him now!!!
30 mins later, a Rolls Royce stops in front of their house. A matured grey hair man in a very expensive...
Crushed by Torpedoes!
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said...
I'm Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred...
Kitty Green!
An Irishman went to Confession in St. Patrick`s Catholic Church. "Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Kitty Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner...
A Bit Nostalgic
Murphy met Sharon at his bar one night. They enjoyed each other`s company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Murphy to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeti...
Most Terrifying Sound
Three retired old gents, raconteurs all, were sitting around the National Geographic`s Explorer Club, sippin` on some 25 year old scotch and spinning tall tales from their past, when the oldest asked...
Gay Marriage Quandary
Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage.
"Oi think it`s great dat gays can now marry," says Paddy.
"Oi agree," says Mick, "but oi`m confused."
"What`s confusing you...
Old Slapper
Two 16 year old girls are at School. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word `improper` in it. She replies in her posh accent...
Newlywed Virgin
A young woman, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering. Putting her anxiety aside...
Tits Out To Here!
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing...
