Multipurpose Boobs
Boobs are most wonderful Multi-Purpose creation of nature.
You can suck them as a mouth freshener.
By putting the face in between the two you can relax yourselves...
Roll Of Quarters
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of fifty cents taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he...
A soldier and a lesbian...
An old soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a cup of a coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the soldier and asked...
Tarzan's Interview
Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan.
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Yes...
List of Pussy Types
1. Expensive Pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the pussy....
Aroused Penis
A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked a male student, "Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles....
Sex with a Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It`s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me...
Advice from A Sex Therapist
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term...
Virgin Wool!!!
Jeff beckoned to a salesman in the department store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin that Eunice was admiring, and asked, "Excuse me young lady, how much is this dress?"
"That dress is...
The Touch of the Princess
Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...
