Johnny wanted to screw, Margie, a girl in his class.....but she belonged to someone else... one day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I`ll give you 50 dollars...
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words `sex` and `love.`
The woman wrote: "When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love...
A woman awaiting surgery was lying naked on a gurney in the hallway when a man in a white coat came by, lifted the sheet, looked for a moment, then disappeared...
A working mother suspected her teenage son of bringing home girls after school. So, one morning she decided to buy a parrot. Entering the pet store, she asked the owner if he had any talking...
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up...
Sadie and Yetta, two widows are talking. Sadie, "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give...
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy said "Me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers for me?"
"No bother", said Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds...
An older lady was out shopping when she notices a very expensive boutique advertising, "DRESSES AND HATS ON SALE." She can`t resist a sale and goes inside and starts trying on dresses and hats...
A guy is put before the judge`s bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. "How do you plead?" asks the judge, to the defendant.
"Not Guilty, your honor...
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Yana," the old man replied...