Roo Balls!
Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn`t believe the size of these hummers, and when the `roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and...
Service Defined
I often become confused when we hear the word `Service` used with these agencies:
Indian Revenue `Service`
Indian Postal `Service`
Indian Telephone `Service...
Har Growth
A gay guy walks into a barber shop. He says to the barber, "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick...
Best Sex Position
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don`t think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it...
Self Examination for Alzeimer's
It takes less than 15 seconds... If you are nearing 40 years, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer`s Test.
How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks...
Memo To Indian Staff
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive...
Think Before You Speak
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women`s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store....
Pathan Aur Shadi
Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Thi Magar Usey Kuch Pata Nahi Yha. Us Ka Dost Usey Apney Ghar Le Gaya Aur Apne Bedroom Mein Almari Ke Uppar Baitha Diya Aur Kaha Ke Yahan Baith Kar Dekho Ki Main Kaise Karta Hun...
Could've been Worse!
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse".
To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided...
The Origin of Yodelling
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night...
