Mature Jokes

A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms.
The man says, "What the heck are you doing...

Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they would discover she has been all along, and they are not in fact the stud they thought women go wild...

A man was shopping in the men`s department at Bloomingdale`s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said...

A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has...

A man, very much on the make for his secretary, wined her and dined her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his apartment, where he whispered sweet promises into her ear while he began to unbutton her blouse...

A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough and selfish. The next week, the guy picks her up for...

A lady was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Her husband came along later, picked up the rose...

In The Pub Toilet A guy is in the pub toilet having a wee when the door to the bathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large...

Did you know the similarities between BRA and BAR? Check this out:
1. Both have the same alphabets.
2. Both are drinking zone.
3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours....

A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it`s a safe bet, so she says...