Mature Jokes

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags. Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled...

Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he got a flat tire. Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out...

A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three. So the window cleaner cleans...

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order...

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while...

It`s the year 2069, and NASA finally manages to get a manned mission to Venus. While surveying Venus they find evidence of "life as we know it" and land to make First Contact...

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who...

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses as well as the supporting industry...

Professor: The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand: Then why doesn`t it taste like Sugar...

Folks generally aren`t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That`s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he`d be cute and named his dog Sex? It goes like this...