Time for Some Quickies
Antique Question:
What`s the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine....
Childhood was Wonderful
PUSSY meant a CAT.
< SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
DICK was the name of...
Old Lovers!
Maude and Claude, both in thier 80s, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other`s company. After several weeks of meeting...
That's My Job!
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That`s my job...
Gay Firefighter!
The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes` search, the chief looks down...
What You Can Do With a Penis
A guy told a girl that the penis is the only thing you can describe using all 26 letters of the alphabet.
A - Admire it....
Size Does Matter
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and...
Dilemma!!!
One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"
He replied, "Well, there`s nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying in...
Holy Soap!!!
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it....
The Virtuous Woman
Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I`m ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible...
