Caught in the Act...
Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after....
Open Casket Funeral
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to...
Short Nose!
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know...
Quick Sex Humor
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn`t you call me....
The Virgin
A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man...
New Name for a Beer
A company developed a new beer and ran a competition for a new name.
One person sent in a suggestion that it be called: Making Love in a Row Boat....
Double-Entendres
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - `This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother...
Mom's Advice!
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some words of advice and warnings by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same thing, so do be very careful and don`t you ever...
Two Fleas on Vacation
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami...
The Agronomist
A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his trees. He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if...
