Mature Jokes

Jack meets a call girl on the street. Jack: Come on Babe, let`s go in the alleyway and get it on. I`ve got fifteen bucks.
Call Girl: Fifteen Bucks? You`re crazy? For fifteen bucks...

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".
The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench...

Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
"Honey!" said the psychic, "You will not have...

The directors of the company were called in to a chairman`s office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside. Finally, it was his turn to...

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"
8. We know how to handle...

1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Two words: less sweat.
3. Makes for an interesting elevator ride.
6. Won`t ruin your...

The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution....

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it...

A radio station was running a competition - words that weren`t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was...

In this age of safe sex the need for condoms are a must but some people still have a difficult time buying them. Take Joe. Our local store carries condoms behind the counter...