Definitions by Gender
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car`s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman`s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one`s...
Mating Dogs!
A woman whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart...
Have You Ever Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman`s upper body...
Refuge Under The Skirt
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, and asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I`ll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two millitary police ran up and asked...
A Visit to the Gynecologist
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her...
Words of Wisdom!
Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
Screw a girl and she`ll love you...
Naughty Engineers!!!
Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers. Since no place available, they sat on each boy`s lap. After 5 minutes...
Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer...
Biggest Hard-On
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled...
Wanna a Screw, Driver?
The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you...
Dressed as Adam
All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her...
