Mature Jokes

A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she`d seen advertising regarding male escort services and sensual massages...

Due to the current and often false allegations of women against men, please find enclosed herewith a copy of `Agreement Before SEX` for your safe sex ride and to avoid rape charges thereafter...

Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing...

1. First of all, yes you`re obligated to do it. If you don`t, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is...

A man picks up a hooker and takes her back to his place. She informs him that her services will cost him a grand total of $5. The man gladly hands over the money and they...

I have always been embarrassed about my funny shaped penis and it has always affected my love life so much so, I went to see a therapist about it. At the end of the session...

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says...

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that`s a little ways away. When they get there...

After the death of a chaudhary of a village his son became the chaudhary of the village. One day he went in his village to take a look around. In the village he saw...

Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop. As yet the shop wasn`t ready, with only a few shelves set up...