Pleasure is a Mental State!
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many...
Making Fun of Baldness!
A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn`t resist making fun of his baldness...
The Stranger!
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell...
Angels Singing!!!
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost...
Vulgar but Funny
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you...
Smoking in the Rain
Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...
Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest...
Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy...
Investment Risk !
Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time...
BREAST-ABREAST !
(o) (o) - Perfect breasts.
(+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.
(*)(*) - High nipple breasts.
(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts...
Bigger Breasts !!!
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy...
