Mature Jokes

Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: "Aapke pass 12 inch ke condoms hai?"
Shopkeeper: "Haan ji, bilkul hai. boliye kitne de dun?"

Ladki: "Arey nahin, nahin... Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.

Shopkeeper: "Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?

Ladki: "Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena."

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a Penis is 3 times the length of the...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don`t sell more cars this month, I`m going to lose my...

In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most unfortunately, he was...

A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm. The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around. While walking around the New Zealander sees...

2 inches - I can`t even hold it, properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life....

A Personnel Director was conducting interviews for his new personal assistant. He asked the same question to each one of them.
Boss: A woman normally has lips...

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur`s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen`s voluptuous breasts, but...

A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three...

When the father discovered that his teen-age daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party, he insisted...