Stroke!
Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man...
CAUTION: PMS!
Every `Hormone Hostage` knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes...
The Cockpit!
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board and introduced them to the pilot...
A little Head!
A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas, but his head was the size of a thimble...
A Longer Ladder
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department...
Colonoscopy Test
After returning home from a colonoscopy an upper middle aged man received a call from his friend to see how the test turned out. He told his buddy that the doctor had...
Going to Heaven!
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears...
A Proud Pop!
A man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many exclamations of...
Recreational Activities in Jail!
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said...
Super Sex!
Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls...
