Mature Jokes

All your orgasms are real.
Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park...

A first-time john went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man`s 18-inch penis, the hooker...

A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, "See that tree there, don`t cut...

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA.. Q: Striped BRA?
A: zeBRA...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley...

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a this black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him...

Two priests are in a bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one`s penis...

An HR Manager got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously: Tumne dhoka kiya !!! You have cheated me...

I don`t know why people Hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie but there` No Murder, No War...