Mature Jokes

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said...

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls...

All your orgasms are real.
Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park...

A first-time john went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man`s 18-inch penis, the hooker...

A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, "See that tree there, don`t cut...

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA.. Q: Striped BRA?
A: zeBRA...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley...

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a this black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him...

Two priests are in a bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one`s penis...