Autocorrect Feature!
Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what`s up?
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Boyfriend: What...
Most Beautiful Pair of Legs!
A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I`ll explain...
Getting Screwed!
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won`t work! The clerk told her that he can`t give her a refund becaus...
Wrong use of the word 'Fuck'
Rocky has broken his leg and his buddy Bob comes over to see him.
Bob: How are youy doing?
Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs and...
God's Message!!!
Every year A guy entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God`s message, he walked around the fair...
Eating Bananas!!!
14 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair.
Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has...
The Mile High Club!!!
Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore.
"I think everyone`s asleep, let`s go."
"This one`s empty... nobody`s looking...
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for,,,
Most Important People in a Woman's Life
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."...
Very Logical
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it. He applies brakes so hard and the train...
