Mature Jokes

Lips - Start of sex.
Nipples - Bite of Sex.
Boobs - Shape of sex.
Penis - Length of sex...

A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and...

Once a professor asked his students to use `Love` and `Sex` in a sentence. Girls wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl...

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face....

Calorie Burning tips for those trying to lose weight:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....

My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that...

An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it`s hard people get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork...

How to speak about women anbd be politically correct:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED Woman.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE...

Dear Lord,
So far this year I`ve done well.
I haven`t gossiped...

Few Creative Quotes for girls` T-Shirts:
1. Touch here, if you dare
2. Weapons of mass destruction...