Mature Jokes

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall...

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee. The bartender looks up and says...

Sadie had been widowed for a few years and very lonely, and finally consented to going out on a date with Smith, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with...

A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today...

There was this Asian lady married to an Spanish gentleman and they lived in Spain. The poor lady was not very proficient in Spanish, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had...

Nun Too Smart The Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. After thinking about the task for a moment...

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came...

A former prostitute with a rather well used vagina that has been somewhat stretched, is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night. She thinks it...

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press...