Mature Jokes

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and...

Two gay men have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child...

A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices...

A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices...

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of...

Perfectly normal - "I`m in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are...

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don`t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store...

A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him...

Once A Professor Asked His Students To Use Love And Sex In A Sentence.

Girls Wrote:...