Mature Jokes

A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him...

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.
"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see...

"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner...

Knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only...

A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway...

A Man calls up his Doctor frantically and says, "Doctor, you have got to help me. I have taken a dose of Viagra and just spoke to my wife on her cellphone...

One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers...

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up...

A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms from a new box of twelve. The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...