After the orgasm!
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man called over to his wife, 'My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.'
So the woman gets out...
Women!
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don`t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don`t, you are good...
The quiz for the gentlemen!
. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into...
Second honeymoon:
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old woman said, 'We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.'
'Uh huh,' said the...
Vase for the flowers:
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
The irst woman says, 'Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I`ll be on my back...
Diversion...
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them...
The exterminator!
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to her lover, 'into the...
All about modelling...
There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress...
Teasing the Gorilla!
It`s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She`s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the beast goes crazy. He jumps up on the...
Discipline a hubby!
A lady was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
'Do what I did. Once my husband came home at 3 O’clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: Is that you, Jim ? And that cured him.'
How ?? Read to know.
