Deserted Island
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. New guy and Jeeto are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see him there.
'Now we will be able to have three people doing...
Contagious
A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she`s telling them that the word of the day is `contagious.` She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.
'Rohit,' she says.
Rohit says, 'My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps `cause they`re...
Tatoo !!
Banta goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist Rs 10,000 to put a 500 rupee note on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
Banta replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is...
Multi purpose !
Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that...
Medical concern
Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
'In fact, I do', said Santa. 'After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and...
Santa in cupboard !
Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, 'Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?'
Santa, 'Nothing much got married 4 months ago'
Banta, 'Really! how is it?'
Santa, 'Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and...
Media blitz
Santa found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise...
Santa`s neighbour
Santa has been in job for 30 years in Ludhiana and is finally sick of the city life. He quits his job and buys 5 acres of land in a remote area - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Santa is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there`s...
Healing !
Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the...
Girl`s best friends
After dinner and a movie, Santa drove his date, Jeeto, to a quiet country road and made his move. When Jeeto responded enthusiastically to his kissing, Santa tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, Jeeto jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary...
