Ishmael Nussbaum founded a tailor supply shop in New York and worked hard to grow it into a national company. As his two sons, Peter and Andrew, grew older and graduated from college; he brought them into...
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help. "Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be...
A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has...
Doug meets Bill at the bar for their usual after work drink. Bill is sitting there looking somewhat depressed. Doug asks, "What`s wrong pal?"
Bill replies, "Well, I finally succeeded...
Sven & Ole had been business partners and best friends for years. One morning, halfway to work, Sven realized he`d forgotten his lunch, so he went back home to get it. When he got there, he found that his wife...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right...
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man, "You appear to be in good health...
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing...
Bill Clinton, when he was the President of the USA, was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet...
Gujarati Patel to wife: remove your clothes.
Wife: Why ?
< Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes....