Mature Jokes

Doug meets Bill at the bar for their usual after work drink. Bill is sitting there looking somewhat depressed. Doug asks, "What`s wrong pal?"
Bill replies, "Well, I finally succeeded...

Sven & Ole had been business partners and best friends for years. One morning, halfway to work, Sven realized he`d forgotten his lunch, so he went back home to get it. When he got there, he found that his wife...

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right...

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man, "You appear to be in good health...

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing...

Bill Clinton, when he was the President of the USA, was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet...

Gujarati Patel to wife: remove your clothes.
Wife: Why ?
< Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes....

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination...

Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker...

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several...