A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death
"Children, please name a medicine and what it is used for," said Mrs. Johnson.
The first student said, "Tylenol."
"Very good! And what is Tylenol used for...
Three buddies got married on the same day and at the same hotel. During the receptions, the three guys met up in the bar. "Guys, it`s our wedding night and, uh, I was wondering...
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife`s infidelity...
Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband`s roving eye.
"Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.
"It ain`t my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy`s fault. I`m three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for over...
Johnny wanted to screw, Margie, a girl in his class.....but she belonged to someone else... one day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I`ll give you 50 dollars...
Banta was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young recent Bridge course medical graduate. The young doctor listened to him carefully and told him...
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had...
A couple that had been married for 20 years, every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured...