Mature Jokes

Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy...

There was a fly flying 12 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, I`d get it."
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped...

A farmer and his young bride lived out in the country and the preacher would stop by and of course they would invite him in for chicken dinner. Well this went on and the preacher...

A man and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire. As he got out, the boyfriend spotted a cowboy nearby, sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke. He told his girlfriend...

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner...

A gent from Keokuk, Iowa was visiting Atlantic City on a convention for the first time and ran into one of the hookers while walking the boardwalk. When she offered a fun time he responded, "How much...

Pedro was sexually a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, "Pedro! What is that...

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death

"Children, please name a medicine and what it is used for," said Mrs. Johnson.
The first student said, "Tylenol."
"Very good! And what is Tylenol used for...