Panic Situation
A vet received a phone call very late one Saturday night. "Please come quick," a very agitated voice on the other end said. "My dog has swallowed a condom."
"Is he in distress?" the vet asked..
Au Naturel
A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
On Your Knees
The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed...
No Objection
John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me fucking you...
Confessing Sins
A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed. "Very well, my child," says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, "Tell me about your sins...
Toastmasters Meeting
A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: "Here`s to the best years o` me life, spent between the legs o` me wife...
Golden Jubilee
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said...
Obesity and Pregnancy
On the subject of interns examining overweight women, the symptoms of pregnancy are often masked by obesity. In attempting to do a vaginal/cervical exam on a very overweight woman, the intern could not make room to do...
The Amazing Italian
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don`t Miss "The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, Under The Big Top, in the Centre ring...
