Confessing Sins
A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed. "Very well, my child," says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, "Tell me about your sins...
Toastmasters Meeting
A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: "Here`s to the best years o` me life, spent between the legs o` me wife...
Golden Jubilee
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said...
Obesity and Pregnancy
On the subject of interns examining overweight women, the symptoms of pregnancy are often masked by obesity. In attempting to do a vaginal/cervical exam on a very overweight woman, the intern could not make room to do...
The Amazing Italian
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don`t Miss "The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, Under The Big Top, in the Centre ring...
The Writing's on the Wall
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife`s infidelity...
The Onset of Puberty
An 12 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her mummy about the hair.
Her mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...
Hair Fetishism
Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
After a week of this, she reports him to the HR Department...
Sexy Secretary
The San Diego Police Department were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-story office. His voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
