The Writing's on the Wall
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife`s infidelity...
The Onset of Puberty
An 12 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her mummy about the hair.
Her mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...
Hair Fetishism
Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
After a week of this, she reports him to the HR Department...
Sexy Secretary
The San Diego Police Department were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-story office. His voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
Rock a Goatee
A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn`t had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce...
Dating a Retired Marine
Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.I know you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer...
Kya Banana Hai?
My maid came to my bathroom door. Just as I came out of an evening shower. My towel slipped a bit.But, I managed to hide my modesty just in time or so I thought. Maid with a smile
Is Semen Sweet?
The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand. "Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor, adding more...
Three Italian Nuns
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says...
Dating an Intellectual
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date. "You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
