Father of Who?
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked, "Do I know you?"
The woman answers, "I think your the father of...
Bed Etiquettes
The nervous young bride was irritated by her husband`s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "as I do at the dinner table...
18-54
A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I`m very happy with you...
Conceiving Method
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later...
When Hair Transplants Go WRONG
A man had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. The man was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy...
Reason Not to Eat Shrimps
Years ago, a man was riding the train from New Orleans , eating a bag of fresh shrimp, ripping them apart, and throwing the shells out the window. The woman sitting opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that...
Hole in One
A Japanese family just arrived in the United states and stays at a moderate hotel in New York. As they ride up the elevator to their suite, a gentleman gets in at the next floor. Stunned by the beauty of the Japanese daughter...
First Hand Job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home...
Geographic Location
A man went to a famous Parisian restaurant with his girlfriend and ordered the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returned with the bottle, poured a taste into a glass. The customer picked up the glass, smelled the wine...
The Virgin And The Farmer Boy
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents` house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking...
