Mature Jokes

An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don`t like guns. How about you leaving me...

A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and...

Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was `faster than a speeding bullet,` he wondered if he could...

A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...

A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker. Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side...

A Marine, fresh back from a year at a North African embassy, told his wife, "Honey, I didn`t waste all my time alone over there. Instead, I mastered the art of mind over matter. Watch this...

So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped...

"Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.
"It ain`t my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy`s fault. Im three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the garage door open.

"Hurry!" she cried. "Stand in the corner!"
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then...