Reason Not to Eat Shrimps
Years ago, a man was riding the train from New Orleans , eating a bag of fresh shrimp, ripping them apart, and throwing the shells out the window. The woman sitting opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that...
Hole in One
A Japanese family just arrived in the United states and stays at a moderate hotel in New York. As they ride up the elevator to their suite, a gentleman gets in at the next floor. Stunned by the beauty of the Japanese daughter...
First Hand Job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home...
Geographic Location
A man went to a famous Parisian restaurant with his girlfriend and ordered the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returned with the bottle, poured a taste into a glass. The customer picked up the glass, smelled the wine...
The Virgin And The Farmer Boy
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents` house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking...
Old Parsi Classic
An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don`t like guns. How about you leaving me...
Corkage Fee
A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and...
Superman and SuperWoman
Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was `faster than a speeding bullet,` he wondered if he could...
Aging (dis)Gracefully
A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...
She's Not My Wife
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...
