Clam Digger
A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman...
The Sex Shop
An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?"
Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied...
Changes in Sexuality
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...
Work or Pleasure?
The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work...
Low Self Esteem
A man walked into a therapist`s office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."
"What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have...
Terrible Lover!
The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce."
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover...
Nude Sunbathing
The well proportioned though nearsighted secretary like to spend her lunch hour sunbathing on her office building`s roof. Wanting an even facial tan, she always left her glasses lying on her desk. After a few days...
Period on Wedding Night
John and Mary were high school sweethearts, but had never had sex. "We must wait until we are married," Mary told him. He waited. They were engaged for years, until the big day arrived. On their wedding night...
Promotional Offer
One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please."
"Fine, sir, here`s one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key...
The Mango Slicer
Raj worked in a mango pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist...
