Mature Jokes

Responding to the new mandatory $15 minimum wage, a Seattle business owner called in his 4 employees for a meeting. Boys, I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority...

one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn`t return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about...

The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong...

A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman...

An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?"
Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied...

One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...

The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work...

A man walked into a therapist`s office looking very depressed.

"Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."

"What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have...

The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce."
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover...

The well proportioned though nearsighted secretary like to spend her lunch hour sunbathing on her office building`s roof. Wanting an even facial tan, she always left her glasses lying on her desk. After a few days...