Old Lady Story
Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured one as a used car salesman. He had no experience in this field but he figured he could use the old sales pitch that the car was like brand-new and had...
Breast Bite
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps...
Dog in Heat
One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the...
Where Do Babies Come From?
It was a little girl`s first day of school and her mother was both excited and saddened to see her daughter begin this rite of passage. She sent her daughter off with a kiss good-bye and a promise of freshly baked cookies...
Getting Boners At The Wrong Time
Bob walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection...
An Understanding Wife
With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill. "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money to the woman...
Surgery Mix-up
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he`s surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, "I`m afraid so...
Mating Monkeys
A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching...
Nothing to Worry About
In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, "teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
Little Mary says, "Forty....
Nudist Colony
Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six...
