A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching...
In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, "teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
Little Mary says, "Forty....
Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six...
Nina and Rosey meet for lunch and Nina seems a little depressed. "What`s wrong Nina?" asks Rosey.
Nina replies, "Well, a friend of mine set me up on a blind date and I told her the criteria...
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She`s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room...
The Govt is to announce that the GST would definitely apply to the Penis because it provides a Service. The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that - 90 percent of the time it is...
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for a month. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few days weren`t too difficult...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner and she does...
A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks...
A young buck went into a large store for a packet of rubbers. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant, "We`ve got red ones, blue ones, green ones, orange ones, yellow ones, plus a few other...