Blind Date
Nina and Rosey meet for lunch and Nina seems a little depressed. "What`s wrong Nina?" asks Rosey.
Nina replies, "Well, a friend of mine set me up on a blind date and I told her the criteria...
Pre-Paid Plan
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She`s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room...
GST on PENIS
The Govt is to announce that the GST would definitely apply to the Penis because it provides a Service. The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that - 90 percent of the time it is...
The Side Effects of Abstinence
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for a month. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few days weren`t too difficult...
Magic Sex Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner and she does...
Brothel Sex Filming
A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks...
Rainbow Condoms
A young buck went into a large store for a packet of rubbers. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant, "We`ve got red ones, blue ones, green ones, orange ones, yellow ones, plus a few other...
Being Audited
A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month.
Says the first guy with a groan, "I`m screwed...
Clear and Firm Orders
Once in Fort William, Calcutta, there was a requirement to send the Pipe Band to the Command Officers Mess in the evening. The Subedar Major of Sikh Battalion got orders just two hours prior to event...
Removing Testicles
A Kentucky man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare...
