| So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?" He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked, like, "What do you guys do when you need to, you know, handle things?" He points to the river and says, "Well, there's a donkey at the end of the river if you need it." I just laughed it off, tried to ignore him. But from my house, I could actually see the donkey. After months in the village, the donkey was starting to look kinda... I dunno, attractive. One day, a few guys were heading toward the donkey and they asked if I wanted to come. So I'm thinking, I guess this is just how things are done here, and I said, "Sure, why not!" We get to the donkey, I start unbuttoning my pants, and one of the guys yells, "HEY! What are you doing?!" Confused, I go, "Aren't we... you know, doing the thing with the donkey?" He looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "Dude, we're gonna ride the donkey to the next village where there are women!" |
| Bill: Why are you so tense? Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all. Bill: Why what happened? Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex ... she removed her Top and jeans .... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's Underwear......!!! |
| Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out. They selected a pair, paid and started to leave. The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?" Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind." |
| One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you?" The kidney answered, "I am the kidney. I remove waste products from the blood and regulate the water fluid level." "I salute you," she said and moved forward. She moved on and came across the liver and asked, "Who are you?" The liver replied, "I am the Liver. I detoxify chemicals and metabolise drugs and make proteins important for blood clotting." "I salute you," she said and then moved on and finally came across the heart. She asked the same question, "Who are you?" The heart replied, "I am the Heart." The vagina then screamed, "Ahaaaa! You are the bastard that I have been looking for." The heart was amazed and asked, "But why are you so mad at me"" The vagina replied, "You are the one that goes around apparently falling in love with men. And each time you fall in love, I am the one that gets fucked!!!" |