| Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy dresses! It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no thanks and instead ask you for a ride to the 24 hour convenience store a couple of miles down the road so they can get smokes and a cold drink. You agree and they get in the backseat. Then on the way, they pull their dresses down. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and three times this morning!!! So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. The Outlet store sells wallets for only $3 |
| So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?" He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked, like, "What do you guys do when you need to, you know, handle things?" He points to the river and says, "Well, there's a donkey at the end of the river if you need it." I just laughed it off, tried to ignore him. But from my house, I could actually see the donkey. After months in the village, the donkey was starting to look kinda... I dunno, attractive. One day, a few guys were heading toward the donkey and they asked if I wanted to come. So I'm thinking, I guess this is just how things are done here, and I said, "Sure, why not!" We get to the donkey, I start unbuttoning my pants, and one of the guys yells, "HEY! What are you doing?!" Confused, I go, "Aren't we... you know, doing the thing with the donkey?" He looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "Dude, we're gonna ride the donkey to the next village where there are women!" |
| Bill: Why are you so tense? Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all. Bill: Why what happened? Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex ... she removed her Top and jeans .... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's Underwear......!!! |
| Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out. They selected a pair, paid and started to leave. The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?" Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind." |