A flea And A Fly

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee...

A Fellow From Perth

There once was a fellow from Perth
who was born on the day of his birth
He was married, they say...

Lack Of Restraint

There once was an artist named Saint
Who swallowed a pallete of paint
All shades of the spectrum...

Young Lass Of Madras

There was a young lass of Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink...