Pappu: My girlfriend is working late tonight so I'm making dinner.
Bunty: What are you cooking?
Pappu: I am simply putting an aluminum foil on my crotch to keep her meal warm!
You've just been using me for sex! "said the girlfriend".
Pappu: What else did you expect?
"Love and support", the girlfriend shouted.
"So you've just been using me for love and support", Pappu shouted back.
Pretty girl to Pappu who's wearing blue swimming trunks, "Hey, did you know your eyes match your trunks?"
Pappu: Why? Are my eyes bulging?
Pappu: From the movie "Vicky Donor", we learnt that donating sperm is also a business.
Bunty: Undoubtedly!
Pappu: I realise that I have certainly wasted a lot of money!
Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby?
Teacher after thinking for sometime, "An angel will come from heaven and hand over a baby to your wife".
Pappu: So who do I screw, wife or angel?
Pappu: Do you know 1 + 1 = 3.
Bunty: But how?
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Pappu: If you don't use a condom!
Teacher: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
Pappu: The swallow!
Pappu: What do you do get you cross an egg and a sperm?
Bunty: A conceived woman.
Pappu: No. It's an omelette you probably shouldn't eat!
Pappu: Mom do you know our maid is an angel?
Jeeto: Why do you think so?
Pappu: I saw her naked with her hands on the wall screaming -Oh my God, I'm coming!
Dad, said Pappu nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?"
"When I was your age, Pappu,` responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses".
"Ok, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "how about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?"