After having a quickie, Pappu told the girl, "If I'd known that you were a virgin, I would have taken more time".
Girl : If I'd known you had time, I would have taken off my panties!
Girlfriend: I heard that you were thrown out of the class room.
Pappu: Yeah, my Maths teacher was responsible for it.
Girlfriend: What happened?
Pappu: She asked, "What comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" wasn't the correct answer!
Pappu: Are you cold?
Girlfriend: Yes.
Pappu: You want a jacket?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Pappu: Well, not here. You can jack it when we get back to my room!
Santa to his son, Pappu, "One must take the profession one enjoys the most.
Pappu: If people would have taken this advice seriously, the world would be full of porn stars!
Santa and Pappu went to a Chemist Shop. Santa buys a pack of condoms.
Pappu: What's it?
Santa: It's a medicine for killing rats.
Pappu: What the f**k! Rats in the Vagina also!
Pappu was flirting with a girl.
Girl: Fuck you!
Pappu: When?
Girl: Asshole!
Pappu: I asked When, not Where!
Pappu: What are the two most important holes in a woman's body?
Bunty: Pussy and Asshole.
Pappu: No, not those two, you pervert. It's Nostrils as they allow her to breathe
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during Blow-Job!
Girlfriend: Smiling is good exercise for a woman's face.
Pappu: So are blow jobs!
A hopeful Pappu went for an interview in a prestigious college. However, he walked out in a huff.
Bunty: Why did you walk out?
Pappu: They asked me show my testimonials!
Pappu: Please give me a blowjob.
Girlfriend: Can you be a little romantic?
Pappu: Please give me a blowjob in the rain!