Teacher: Give an example of making mountain out of a mole hill.
Pappu: Wearing padded bra.
Girl: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, then will you sit on it?
Pappu is playing in the street one day when this stranger pulls up in his car.
Stranger: Psssssst! Hey kid!
Pappu: Yeah!
Stranger: I'll give a piece of candy to come in my car.
Pappu: Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!
In an English grammar class, teacher asks, "He does not like girls". What is 'HE' in this sentence?
Pappu: He is gay.
Pappu did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him about the reason, he said, "Our Cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull".
"How disgusting! I am sure your father could have done that", the teacher said.
"No ma'm, he couldn't have. Only the Bull could have done it."
Pappu: What would you do if you got into my bed?
Girlfriend: Is it comfortable?
Pappu: Yes. Very comfortable.
Girlfriend: I'd sleep.
Pappu: Do you like parties?
Girlfriend: Yes, why?
Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
Pappu's girlfriend wears sleeveless dresses all the time. On the right arm, she got a tattoo 'C' and on the left arm 'L'.
Pappu: What does it mean?
GF: I am COOL.
Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love?
Pappu: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
Pappu: My girlfriend left me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because I kept lying
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on top of her sister.