Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away.
Pappu: My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!
Bunty: How could you give her 12 inches?
Pappu: I fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a Cricket bat.
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Why do girls dress to impress boys?"
Girlfriend: We dress only to "out-dress" other girls. If we were trying to impress boys, we'd run around naked.
Bunty: What's the difference between dark and hard?
Pappu: It stays dark all night.
Bunty: Why's your dick bigger than mine?
Pappu: Because as a kid, I didn't have toys to play with!
Pappu: You're not being logical by accusing me of being wrong when it's simply not my fault.
Girlfriend: I have the vagina, therefore, I make the fucking rules and I call the fucking shots.
Pappu: The best curve on a girl is her smile.
Bunty: Really?
Pappu: Lol just kidding, look at that ass.
Pappu: I think my girlfriend has had 61 boyfriends before me.
Bunty: What makes you believe so?
Pappu: She calls me her "sixty second" lover.
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Darling, what is rape?"
Girlfriend: It's the wrong man at the right place.
Pappu: My girlfriend and I have recently been in a long distance relationship.
Bunty: But she's in town. I see her almost everyday.
Pappu: F**king restraining orders.