Bunty: What's your opinion on sex before marriage?
Pappu: As long as it does not make us late for the ceremony, why not!
Bunty: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?
Pappu: His dick tastes like shit!
Pappu was going for a movie with his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I hope it's nice.
Pappu: I hope it's something we've both seen!
Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu.
Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's?
Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner!
Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
Pappu: Were you pregnant?
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
Pappu: Everything is fair in love.
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.
Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.
Pappu: Why?
Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball!