Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?
Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you!
Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Pappu: Nothing. Just Lauda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Pappu: I mean I loved the lesson!
Pappu: I gave my girlfriend an orgasm.
Bunty: Wow!
Pappu: But she spit it out!
Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.
Bunty: About what?
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
Pappu was once chatting with his girlfriend on FB, and she said, "Chutiya Hai Kya?"
Pappu: Behan ki Taki, Randi... Chutiya Tu Hogi!
After a long stunned silence of 3-4 mins she replied, "I was asking about holidays!"
Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!
Pappu: My dick was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once.
Girlfriend: Wow! It's so big?
Pappu: Not really.
Girlfriend: So why was it in Guinness Book?
Pappu: Even my librarian thought like you. She was really pissed and she kicked me out!
Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
Girlfriend: What do you like the most in me?
Pappu: Those big white balls with black dots on them.
Girlfriend: Whattt???
Pappu: Yes, I like your eyes. They're really beautiful!