Girlfriend: Hi!
Pappu: Hi!
Girlfriend: Are you free?
Pappu: Sure enough.
Girlfriend: Loo Tera?
Pappu: Le le, Yaar!
Girlfriend: Stupid, I was talking about the movie!
Pappu: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
Girlfriend: You just wanna fuck me!
Pappu: Wow! And smart, too!
Pappu texts to her girlfriend, "Do you fuck?"
Girlfriend: Excuse me?
Pappu: Do you fuck?
Girlfriend: Stop it, asshole!
Pappu: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am soooo sorry.
Girlfriend: It's OK. I'm sorry, too. What did you mean to say, anyways?
Pappu: Do you suck?
Pappu: My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me wet when I get home"! Bunty: That's cool.
Pappu: Yeah! I've got 15 water balloons ready... CAN'T WAIT!
Pappu: I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she didn't agree... she just wanted to kiss my lips.
Bunty: What did you do about it?
Pappu: I negotiated and persuaded her to meet me half way!
Teacher: What do we call people living in Turkey?
Pappu: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: They are called Turks. And what about those in Spain and Germany?
Pappu: That's easy, Sir! They are called Sperms and Germs respectively!
Pappu: My phone sucks.
Girlfriend: Wow! Is it that user-friendly?
A girl updated her status: I'm so f**king bored!
Naughty Pappu commented:
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Your boyfriend is probably doing it all wrong!
Pappu: My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand.
Bunty: What are you doing about it?
Pappu: I am trying to get a good grip!
Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time, I shake hands with my left.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away!