Pappu: Which colour panty are you wearing?
Girlfriend: You only have only these type of things to talk
Pappu: Okay, Tell me. How should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girlfriend: Er... um... Today I am wearing cream colour push-up bra and pink colour laced panties!
Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?"
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Pappu: What?
Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time.
Pappu: What the hell!
Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on!
Pappu's girlfriend while he is trying to indulge in intercourse, "No. This is wrong".
Pappu: But I love you.
Girlfriend: Still it is wrong.
Pappu: We'll get married.
Girlfriend: Stupid. Where you're inserting it is the wrong hole!
Pappu parked up in a lovers' lane at night.
His girlfriend said, "It's so peaceful. Just listen to the crickets."
Pappu: They're not crickets, they're zippers!
Teacher: What's a Zebra?
Pappu: 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra!
Pappu: I have a funny joke about my dick but it's too long.
Girl: I have a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it!
Teacher: Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one Egg?
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Pappu: Female Ego ji;
Rejection without Reason!
Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila - Majnu, Heer - Ranjha, Sohni - Mahiwal, Romeo - Juliet and even Shirin - Farhad; but only Akbar - Birbal!
Pappu: A girl told me she wouldn't sleep with me if i was the last person on Earth.
Bunty: That was rude!
Pappu: I don't mind. The fcat is that if I were the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a say in the matter!
Teacher: What is Re-Cycling?
Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts!