Santa unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta.
Banta: What's the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Santa: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock!
Banta: What according to you is is the origin of the offer, "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"?
Santa: To my mind, it is probably associated with women's boobs.
Banta: And may I know how?
Santa: Normally If you suck one 'Nipple' of a woman, she offers the second one herself!
Santa's and Banta's plane catches fire and only 2 parachutes are left. So they take one each.
Banta: What about the air-hostess?
Santa: Fuck her.
Banta: Really? Do we have that much time?
Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it - it's wrinkles go away.
Santa: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
Banta: Center Fresh.
Banta: Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful nude girl?
Santa: He found something in his pants going against his own Law of Gravity.
Santa: What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
Banta: Butter is difficult to spread.
Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.
Santa to Banta, "How can you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
Banta: The kid stammers!